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Laughing my ass off, literally…   Leave a comment

So folks, this is the supposed face of Ricky “Pinocchio” Dyers Bigfoot.


Well, I do not know what you think of it, but personally, I am not convinced or even impressed for that matter.  After looking over this photo for a few moments, I went to the Rick Dyer tent video and looked at that again.  Its not the same creature.  Then I went to the screen capture from the movie that was released and there is no doubt that this is not the same creature either.

My problem is simple… too much hair.  So, Ricky shoots the Bigfoot, it dies, and then it continues to grow hair.  lol  I even had a look at the artists drawing made from the detailed description of Musky Allen.  Not even close.  So what is this???

Its clear that its a pretty good dummy.  I do not know who made it, but kudos to them for the attempt.

To date, Dyer has made money from the gullible.  Now I believe he will take this “dummy” on the road and pass it off as the real deal, taking even more money from anyone he can con with this bull.

So basically, Rick Dyer has turned into a carney.

Ahh, the faint smell of wood smoke and boiled cabbage.  What a moron.



Attack Blog…   1 comment

I just had a quick stroll through Rick Dyers bigfootevidence101 blog and I have to say I am not a bit surprised by what I saw.  It is typical Ricky “Pinocchio” D’Liar all the way through.

Basically, it has turned into an attack blog and everyone is fair game.

The latest entry, from six days ago, is titled “Tom Stickle’s addiction to prostitution explained.”  Under this is pinned a photograph and an article which of course was stolen from somewhere.  So now we are supposed to believe that Tom Stickle has this particular addiction because Rick Dyer says so?  Interesting! Just like we are supposed to believe that Ricky has a Bigfoot body… because Ricky says so.

And then there are the attacks on Frank Cali, Randy Filipovic and Skyla Ballard.

All these posts are attributed to “Bigfoot Evidence News” but none of them are claimed by any particular author.  Not so long ago the Team Tracker members were happy to put their name to various pieces of badly written drivel.  Now they all remain silent.  So, is it a case of they are no longer around or associated with Rick Dyer?  Its hard to say for sure.

One thing is for sure, if you do not believe in him, insult him, or (in his feeble mind) betray him, you are fair game for what the British would call, a drubbing.  This is the petulant tantrum of a child like mind when caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Drub away Pinocchio, drub away.  Its the end of your particular line of bullshit and we are all rejoicing.

Yehaw…   2 comments

I disappear for one week and all hell breaks loose.  Damn.

So, Frank Cali, exit stage left.  Rick Dyer, exit stage right.  Everyone else, left standing in the middle scratching their heads and wondering what the hell is going on.

Well friends, its as simple as this.  Its all over.  As an exit strategy its pretty lame.  But then again, the whole thing was pretty lame from the beginning.  So there will be no Bigfoot body, fake or otherwise.

But… as over as this may seem, I caution you all to watch and wait, for the twist or the sting in the tail at the end of this debacle.  Its been the “modus operandi” of this group of morons so far, so why change now.

Have a great D’liar/Team Tracker free day everyone.  I will submit a longer post on this matter later on, when time permits.

Implosion hurrah…   Leave a comment

I love a good Hollywood movie where there are slow motion explosions, with pieces of debris flying off in all directions and giant fireballs rising up into the sky.  Special effects are awesome.

Not nearly as awesome are the recent events within Team Tracker.  There was an explosion, or was it an implosion, it’s hard to tell.  But either way, on October 17th, Ricky “Pinocchio” D’Liar fired Frank Cali from his position as president of Team Tracker.  The reasons, as Ricky explained them, are still somewhat vague, despite the fact that Ricky claimed he was going to “tell it exactly how it is.”

Like all his other claims in the truth telling department, it was vague and full of innuendo.

I find it hard to believe anything that comes out of this clown’s mouth.

There may be some good out of this though.  Randy Filipovic (a good man) has an interview lined up with Frank Cali, which should be available soon.  And of course to counter this, Ricky D’Liar has stated that anything Frank has to say will be the sour grapes of a disgruntled ex employee.

I sense damage control.

What I found funny about the whole thing was the looks on the faces of the other Team Tracker members.  The few that were there in any case!

Lynk Paul did his usual Easter Island statue impression.  Stoic and stern looking.

Melissa Harsh also sported her usual blank stare of incomprehension.

And as for Dale Boswell, well from now on I may have to refer to him as “Boo Hoo” Boswell, tearing up all over the place as he was.  He should be happy about this.  After all is he not next in line for the president’s job.

On the other hand, it seems to be a jinxed position.  He may do well to stay away from it.

So, as the ranks of Team Tracker diminish, the videos sit on a shelf, unsold, and Ricky D’Liar sits at home in Las Vegas trolling the internet for any mention of his name, I will occasionally jump in and check up on what’s happening.

As I said before, it’s the best comedy on the net these days.

Jason “Jug Head” Judd… Just another sub intellect.   Leave a comment

Back in July, Jason Judd posted an article on Bigfoot Today titled, “The mid-tarsal break and gigantopithecus debacle.”

Rather a fancy title from someone who claims to study anthropology just for fun.

But that is not my problem with this article.  My problem lies in the very first sentence of the article, which when you think about it, sets the tone for the rest of it.

His first sentence reads,

As I respect ALL aspects of research concerning ole sassy boy, I’d like to point out a few points that I fear may be misleading in our community.”

And to prove that point, he has aligned himself with a person, Ricky Pinocchio Dyer, who made a YouTube video in which he burnt and then pissed on, a book written by Dr Jeffrey Meldrum.  (Check my spelling there Lynk Paul, I may have spelt it wrong).

So where is the respect?   To make such a grandiose (really Ricky, put the dictionary away and learn English) statement and then join the cause of a moron who believes it is fine and dandy to burn a book because he thinks it is funny, really makes a liar out of you.

Over the course of human history there have been many book burnings by the establishment to prevent the lower classes from learning something, or for political or religious reasons.

The Nazis even had a book burning campaign!

So what does this say about Jason Judd.

It says he is a two faced liar who does not have the courage of his own convictions, who does not believe what he writes and who, despite using language which he believes makes him sound intelligent, is actually just another idiot in a pile of Team Tracker idiots.

Well done Jason, you have proved that you are on the correct lower level of the evolutionary scale to be a member of Team Tracker.

Silence of the morons…   Leave a comment

At the time of writing this entry, the Rick Dyer nightly hangout has been silent and dark for five days straight.  Thank the Lord for small mercies.

Unfortunately, the bigfootevidence101 blog is still going, albeit with what looks to be plagiarized materials and moronic member entries aimed at ridicule to other parties.

And then of course there is the page which up until yesterday was nothing more than an advertising splash page with links that did not work.  Today, its a new page currently under construction, but still maintaining the advertisement theme.

For those of you who believe that the disappearance of the Team Tracker nightly comedy fest is a good omen, think again.  Dyer and his moronic cronies will be back at some point.  They probably need a break from all their imaginary fame and fortune and time to work on the next part of their story line.  After all they have been caught out several times in the last month through lack of synchronization.

Now, for those of you who read this blog, or visit occasionally, you will know that on October 7th, I requested that Rick “Pinocchio” Dyer post two simple photographs on his blog.  Two photographs of Hanks big toe.  One from the top and one from the bottom.  In exchange for these photographs I was willing to trade a vital piece of information with him about a certain member of his precious Team Tracker and the information that this person was leaking and to whom he was leaking it.

Ok, so at the time I worded the offer a little differently; It was more ambiguous in nature. Pardon my vagueness.  It is a choice piece of information though, enough to knock you right on your hoaxing ass, Mr Dyer.  I could provide you with a wee hint, but on second thoughts… no!  As I said, “quid pro quo.”

You know what you need to do!!!

And for those who think he may not have seen the original offer, don’t be so stupid.  Lil Ricky scours the internet on a daily basis to see just who has been saying what about him. He thrives on it.  It is almost as vital to him as water and taco’s.

Missing Lynk Paul…   Leave a comment

On taking over as the new editor of Rick Dyers blog, bigfootevidence101, Lynk Paul posted a rather high and mighty entry which was designed to display his high intellect and superiority over everyone else, especially the so called “haters.”  I viewed this post as pompous, overbearing and demeaning.  Several people also made observations regarding his lack of grammar skills and poor sentence structure.

Today, “bigfootevidence101” posted a comment attributed to Tim Fasano as follows;

“Rick Dyer has invited me to video the showing of Bigfoot at a major hotel/casino 12/12/13 in Las Vegas. Derek Randels will be there to authenticate the Bigfoot. I will be there ONLY to tape what goes on. The deal I have with Rick is that I can take video of EVERYTHING and post ALL OF IT on YouTube. First, the images will be on my membership site and my Twitter. Then, the next day public released.
You don’t want to miss out on this monumental event when “the ninth wonder of the world”is released before its national tour to 48 states. Understand, if this is not a Bigfoot, you will see the results as well. Nothing will be held back. 
I am not working with Dyer. I am going because Derek Randels will be there (has sponsored our trail cam project). If its a hoax you will see that. Plus, play the Pass Line with odds, take the come line, and place the six and eight. Roll them dice! ”

And that was followed by this classic piece of stupidity;

“Don’t worry Tim, even though you didn’t get the correct spelling of the name of the man who sponsored your trail cam project, as the Editor of this blog, I fixed it for you. I got your back Tim!!!!”

So, Lynk Paul, you fixed an incorrect spelling with another incorrect spelling, while trying to belittle Mr Fasano in the process. Just how pompous do you feel now, jackass.

The proper spelling of the mans name is, Derek Randles.

Lynk Paul; just another illiterate moron in the ranks of Team Tracker.