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Double Bubble Bullshit…   Leave a comment

And here we go folks.  Ricky Dyer now claims to have a second Bigfoot, a specimen as he called it, and which he claims will be released to him soon.  It was sooo hard for him to keep this a secret…sooo difficult to not let the details slip… ah what the hell, this is sooooooo much bullshit.

Nothing about this clowns story has made one bit of sense since he popped up with his ridiculous claim.  He chops and changes at will, adding bits here and there and then changes the whole story again.  If he is challenged on it, he invents twists and turns to cover his bull and cause further confusion.

His team tracker members, the ones who stuck with him last year, have for the most part left him, and been replaced by a bunch of brain-dead fuglies that have no clue.  Soon these too will be gone to be replaced by others of an even more gullible nature.  It’s a never-ending train of stupidity and Ricky Dyer is the engineer.

For almost eighteen months now, people have been trying to shut this idiot down, by any means possible and to no avail.  He just keeps bouncing back up again, with that stupid grin on his face and an even more unbelievable story on his lips.  This is his modus operandi and so far, it has worked well.  But what many have failed to realize is that it is Rick Dyer himself who will bring Rick Dyer down.  He is the method to his own destruction.  All we have to do is sit back and let him shoot himself in the foot, just like he shot his imaginary Bigfoot in the back of the head.

 

Laughing my ass off, literally…   Leave a comment

So folks, this is the supposed face of Ricky “Pinocchio” Dyers Bigfoot.

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Well, I do not know what you think of it, but personally, I am not convinced or even impressed for that matter.  After looking over this photo for a few moments, I went to the Rick Dyer tent video and looked at that again.  Its not the same creature.  Then I went to the screen capture from the movie that was released and there is no doubt that this is not the same creature either.

My problem is simple… too much hair.  So, Ricky shoots the Bigfoot, it dies, and then it continues to grow hair.  lol  I even had a look at the artists drawing made from the detailed description of Musky Allen.  Not even close.  So what is this???

Its clear that its a pretty good dummy.  I do not know who made it, but kudos to them for the attempt.

To date, Dyer has made money from the gullible.  Now I believe he will take this “dummy” on the road and pass it off as the real deal, taking even more money from anyone he can con with this bull.

So basically, Rick Dyer has turned into a carney.

Ahh, the faint smell of wood smoke and boiled cabbage.  What a moron.

Marty.

That’s NOT all folks…   Leave a comment

Well, it seems that Ricky “Pinocchio” Dyer will just not go away.  Even though he has stated that he is done, he keeps on turning up, like the proverbial bad penny.  Not as much as he used to, but just enough to irritate the skin.  It is so sad.

From what I can gather, most of his YouTube videos disappeared, then some of them returned, then they all disappeared and then some more returned again.  Or at least something along those lines.  These actions make no sense to me at all, but then again, nothing that this ass clown does makes much sense.

And then there is the return of the Blogtalk Radio sessions.  There have been a few so far, but I can see that growing again and eventually returning in full force with the Hangouts.  Especially as we get even closer to “The Revelation”.   What a laugh.

And then there are the constant attacks on his “bigfootevidence101” blog.  Everyone and anyone is fair game.

Anyway, it seems that now, little Ricky is objecting to being followed and to having his photo taken, as well as photos of his wife and he claims, his kids also.  Seriously dude, did you actually expect to put yourself out there with some ludicrous claims and expect people to just let you be.  That’s just way too funny.  You reap what you sow.

And he is getting very fond of saying that the haters are just jealous of his success and of his being well known and that is why they hate.  What a crock.

Having just scanned through his latest BlogTalk Radio session (I cannot stand the constant drone of his voice or the loooooong pregnant pauses) I came across a point where he made the following statement;

“I am becoming a f@%$ing person that I don’t like, I am becoming the person that I despise the most.”

I have news for you Ricky, you have been that person for a very long time now.  All of us, your so called “haters” are free thinking people with common sense and an ability to recognize a line of bull when it is being fed to us.  We recognize that this whole thing is a big money making scheme for you where you rip off the gullible and we recognize that you are a narcissist.

Once this thing blows up in your face, the rest of your life will be a downward spiral.  You will never be trusted again, not that you ever were except by your fellow moronic Team Tracker members.  And if you think for one minute that we will ever let you forget this farce, think again.  Just remember, you made all this, now you have to live with it.

Hiding in the fringe…   2 comments

Well folks, Ricky “Pinocchio” Dyer is still there.  He is hiding in the fringes of the Bigfoot world, poking his head out from time to time, still attacking people and he has posted one or two videos on YouTube.  Not long ones, just short trailer type videos.  And of course there was the return to blog talk radio a few days back.

It seems that he, and whatever few remaining members of his Team Tracker cult cannot seem to just go away, for good, for ever.  But we all knew that this was the way it was going to be.

What a pity.  if there’s one thing the world does not need, its a narcissistic moron with a need for validation and a cult following.

Attack Blog…   1 comment

I just had a quick stroll through Rick Dyers bigfootevidence101 blog and I have to say I am not a bit surprised by what I saw.  It is typical Ricky “Pinocchio” D’Liar all the way through.

Basically, it has turned into an attack blog and everyone is fair game.

The latest entry, from six days ago, is titled “Tom Stickle’s addiction to prostitution explained.”  Under this is pinned a photograph and an article which of course was stolen from somewhere.  So now we are supposed to believe that Tom Stickle has this particular addiction because Rick Dyer says so?  Interesting! Just like we are supposed to believe that Ricky has a Bigfoot body… because Ricky says so.

And then there are the attacks on Frank Cali, Randy Filipovic and Skyla Ballard.

All these posts are attributed to “Bigfoot Evidence News” but none of them are claimed by any particular author.  Not so long ago the Team Tracker members were happy to put their name to various pieces of badly written drivel.  Now they all remain silent.  So, is it a case of they are no longer around or associated with Rick Dyer?  Its hard to say for sure.

One thing is for sure, if you do not believe in him, insult him, or (in his feeble mind) betray him, you are fair game for what the British would call, a drubbing.  This is the petulant tantrum of a child like mind when caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Drub away Pinocchio, drub away.  Its the end of your particular line of bullshit and we are all rejoicing.

Yehaw…   2 comments

I disappear for one week and all hell breaks loose.  Damn.

So, Frank Cali, exit stage left.  Rick Dyer, exit stage right.  Everyone else, left standing in the middle scratching their heads and wondering what the hell is going on.

Well friends, its as simple as this.  Its all over.  As an exit strategy its pretty lame.  But then again, the whole thing was pretty lame from the beginning.  So there will be no Bigfoot body, fake or otherwise.

But… as over as this may seem, I caution you all to watch and wait, for the twist or the sting in the tail at the end of this debacle.  Its been the “modus operandi” of this group of morons so far, so why change now.

Have a great D’liar/Team Tracker free day everyone.  I will submit a longer post on this matter later on, when time permits.

Implosion hurrah…   Leave a comment

I love a good Hollywood movie where there are slow motion explosions, with pieces of debris flying off in all directions and giant fireballs rising up into the sky.  Special effects are awesome.

Not nearly as awesome are the recent events within Team Tracker.  There was an explosion, or was it an implosion, it’s hard to tell.  But either way, on October 17th, Ricky “Pinocchio” D’Liar fired Frank Cali from his position as president of Team Tracker.  The reasons, as Ricky explained them, are still somewhat vague, despite the fact that Ricky claimed he was going to “tell it exactly how it is.”

Like all his other claims in the truth telling department, it was vague and full of innuendo.

I find it hard to believe anything that comes out of this clown’s mouth.

There may be some good out of this though.  Randy Filipovic (a good man) has an interview lined up with Frank Cali, which should be available soon.  And of course to counter this, Ricky D’Liar has stated that anything Frank has to say will be the sour grapes of a disgruntled ex employee.

I sense damage control.

What I found funny about the whole thing was the looks on the faces of the other Team Tracker members.  The few that were there in any case!

Lynk Paul did his usual Easter Island statue impression.  Stoic and stern looking.

Melissa Harsh also sported her usual blank stare of incomprehension.

And as for Dale Boswell, well from now on I may have to refer to him as “Boo Hoo” Boswell, tearing up all over the place as he was.  He should be happy about this.  After all is he not next in line for the president’s job.

On the other hand, it seems to be a jinxed position.  He may do well to stay away from it.

So, as the ranks of Team Tracker diminish, the videos sit on a shelf, unsold, and Ricky D’Liar sits at home in Las Vegas trolling the internet for any mention of his name, I will occasionally jump in and check up on what’s happening.

As I said before, it’s the best comedy on the net these days.